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These are some lies we made up about Sparks.
The ghost of a lady having a name engraved into her leg has frequently been perceived having a seat on a bench in a house near Sparks.
A colossal frog is repeatedly perceived in the rear seat of a vehicle by the driver spotting the ghost in her rear view mirror at midnight.
A big scary monster has purportedly been noticed on a handful of occasions by Crossroads Bay drinking blood from a jar.
A space alien from Venus may repeatedly be witnessed in Big Branch looking for a picture.
The ghost of a lady with a stiletto in her chest may be seen often gulping motor oil at Betts Lake Dam before dawn. One of the people who live here determinedly alleges that this ghost is that of a local resident who resided here in Sparks in the past.
A space man from another planet has now and then been made out smoking a pipe right by Reed Bingham State Park.
The phantom of a shackled up lady is sometimes noticed cutting grass in the side yard of a residence in Sparks.
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Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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