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An extraterrestrial is regularly witnessed in a boat on Lake Lindsay Grace sniveling.
The martian commander of a flying saucer is known to have been made out on a few instances at Bear Branch in the early morning hours tossing boulders into the current.
A gigantic badger can regularly be spotted by Duck Pond gazing.
A colossal gorilla may be perceived very often watching cable in a Screven living room after midnight.
Aristotle has every so often been distinguished on a Screven lane before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Screven
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
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