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These are some lies we made up about Scottdale.
A colossal kinkajou can regularly be made out sitting on a stool in an apartment near Scottdale.
The ghost of a down-and-out guy may be distinguished time and again on a dark night running after a passing car on a dark highway outside Scottdale.
A space man from another solar system has every so often been distinguished appearing chilling in Adair Park at the stroke of midnight.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spaceship is sometimes witnessed on the shore of Simmons Lake staring furiously at the watcher.
A huge lynx has allegedly been witnessed on one or two occasions at Buena Vista Lake Dam late at night looking at the landscape.
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Ghost Sightings From Scottdale
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Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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