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These are some lies we made up about Quitman.
A very large tiger was noticed in a clothing store in the Quitman neighborhood.
A space man from deep space was seen struggling out from a manhole on a Quitman road on a dark night.
The ghost of an aged witch has regularly been distinguished reasoning in Quitman Historic District before sunrise.
Aristotle is known to have been distinguished on frequent occasions around midnight ascending out of Purdy Lake soaked in filth.
The martian commander of a flying saucer can repeatedly be seen looking at the water by Langdale Company Dam late in the night.
A man with a sizeable hole through his upper body can be perceived very often hauling a dead body from the chilly water of Allen Branch in the early morning hours before sunrise. One thing is for guaranteed, this ghost certainly is chilling; one that is rather not disturbed.
A giant parakeet has occasionally been made out playing a tune on a harp in a Quitman mobile home.
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space invader from Venus is every so often perceived in a Quitman school before sunrise strolling the corridors.
An Anchisaurus has purportedly been noticed on many occasions in a mirror in a Quitman building; the ghost was only noticeable in the mirror.
A man having the head of a devil may every so often be witnessed piling chunks of
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concrete in Suwannee River State Park near the ranger station. Several of the people here assert this ghost enjoys frightening unwise people who come looking for ghosts in Quitman.
An extremely large panda has often been spotted in a flat in the vicinity of Quitman.
A mermaid is frequently observed in a Quitman area grocery store, wandering the aisles.
An enormous deer has purportedly been witnessed on one or two instances dining on a hotdog at midnight by a road sign in Quitman.
A gargantuan quagga can repeatedly be perceived having a seat at the kitchen counter in a Quitman flat smoking a pipe.
An enormous llama may be made out time and again strolling through a home in Quitman.
A semi rotten human dead body has now and then been spotted staggering through a home next to Quitman. In any event, this is a nasty spirit that you don't want to bump into at midnight.
A female burning, holding a gasoline container is now and then seen in a phone booth in Quitman making a phone call. It has been argued
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that this particular phantom may be a celebrated past resident of Quitman.
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Ghost Sightings From Quitman
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Ghost Sightings From Quitman
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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