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These are some lies we made up about Poulan.
An enormous alpaca has occasionally been distinguished in a phone booth in Poulan using the telephone.
A Yeti is now and then seen in Jeffords Park late at night covering a body by a big boulder.
A very large skunk has been said to have been distinguished on a handful of occasions by Burkett Lake Dam in the early morning hours gazing at the water.
A huge snake was noticed repositioning orbs about down a desolate road in the vicinity of Poulan at night.
An martian vacationer from another planet showed up hauling a dead body from the freezing water of Briar Branch on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Poulan
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Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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