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These are some lies we made up about Pinehurst.
The extraterrestrial captain of a flying saucer can now and then be observed taking a rest at the kitchen counter in a Pinehurst residence.
A space invader from Pluto was perceived looking at folks in a Pinehurst residence through a door crack.
The ghost of a gentleman gripping a sword was observed munching on a hotdog by Cypress Pond. There are additional reports involving this phantom in the neighborhood.
An extremely large jackal was witnessed sipping gasoline at Ford Dam late in the night.
A gargantuan crow was perceived dragging a cadaver from the freezing water of Little Creek late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Pinehurst
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Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
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