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These are some lies we made up about Pelham.
The spirit of a flight attendant is regularly witnessed looking at the view at Bentley Lake Dam very late at night. One thing's for certain, it's a terrifying spirit that you shouldn't go looking for.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady is known to have been seen on a few occasions reading a pamphlet in Pilcher Creek.
A space man from another galaxy may frequently be noticed at the stroke of midnight fluttering over Rich Sink.
An alien has sometimes been perceived walking a German Shepherd after midnight on a shadowy Pelham residential street.
An Anchisaurus is every so often observed peeking through building windows in Pelham before dawn.
A very large porpoise is known to have been witnessed on a few instances browsing through trash container on a Pelham residential road.
Snow White can occasionally be made out on a Pelham residential road late at night.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an unidentified flying object was made
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out pondering quite near the entrance to Alfred B. Maclay Gardens State Park.
A black dog that shifted shape into a lady was perceived hovering in the air like a balloon in Pelham. Additional people in the neighborhood have had comparable incidents with the same spirit. Whichever way, it certainly is a terrifying ghost that is rather not disrupted.
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extraterrestrial tourist from the cosmos materialized gazing at a woman snoozing on a futon in a trailer in Pelham.
The ghost of a dispossessed gentleman was observed trying on clothes in a Pelham building. This ghost is extremely active in this vicinity; there have been many other stories of this individual ghost.
The ghost of a young cowboy has frequently been distinguished snooping in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Pelham.
A chilling beast has been said to have been spotted on a small number of instances playing a piece of music on a harp in a Pelham mobile home.
A gargantuan jaguar can regularly be observed in a mirror in a Pelham apartment; the ghost was only observable in the mirror.
A space invader from Jupiter may be made out very frequently searching for a box next to a parked Jeep in a Pelham parking lot before dawn.
The ghost of a copper-miner has every now and then been seen in a Pelham area hardware store, wandering the aisles.
A lady with a partially see-through body has allegedly been distinguished on several instances resting at the dining table in a Pelham trailer gobbling a cookie.
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Ghost Sightings From Pelham
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Ghost Sightings From Pelham
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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