Patterson

 
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A colossal fish can frequently be noticed in Lions Park in the early morning hours before sunrise hauling a dead body across the dirt.

An alien from planet Saturn has occasionally been distinguished ascending out of Cross Swamp drenched in filth before dawn.
    
An alien from another galaxy has purportedly been distinguished on frequent instances visiting Indian Bluff at the stroke of midnight.

A massive mouse can every now and then be made out hauling a dead body from the chilly water of Big Satilla Creek in the early morning hours.

The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was witnessed looking for a picture underneath a parked vehicle in a Patterson parking lot before dawn.

 

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