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These are some lies we made up about Oglethorpe.
A guy having the head of a goblin can from time to time be perceived at Chase Lake Dam before dawn looking at the scenery. A man who lives here asserts that this ghost could be a distinguished days gone by local of Oglethorpe.
An enormous ground hog is often observed shining a kerosene lamp in the center of Beaver Creek.
A massive hyena may repeatedly be made out in a phone booth in Oglethorpe using the phone.
A woman burning, gripping a fuel container may be perceived very often in Whitewater State Park in the early morning hours before sunrise pushing orbs around.
A gargantuan hog has every now and then been seen marching through an Oglethorpe area cemetery.
The Wizard of Oz is sometimes distinguished pointing at the bystander in the middle of a desolate road in the neighborhood of Oglethorpe late in the night.
The ghost of a young air force pilot is rumored to have been spotted on numerous occasions in Georgia Veterans Memorial State Park quite near the park headquarters shouting at the watcher to beat it.
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Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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