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These are some lies we made up about Oakwood.
A gargantuan vicuna is regularly observed walking through a mobile home in the neighborhood of Oakwood.
A womanly body has purportedly been witnessed on frequent instances in Alberta Banks Park after midnight appearing chilling. Regardless of what, it's a menacing ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't want to run into.
A gargantuan hare may frequently be observed gazing down into the water at Chattahoochee Bay before sunrise.
The phantom of a guy gripping a sword can be distinguished repeatedly at a coin operated phone in Oakwood talking on the telephone. A number of of the residents say this ghost could be the soul of a local resident who passed on here in Oakwood before the present. One thing's for guaranteed, it's without a doubt a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
The ghost of a lady having numbers engraved into her back has now and then been witnessed going out of control up on Banks Mountain. It has been asserted
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that this exact phantom is almost certainly the struggling phantom of a local person who used to have a house here in Oakwood.
The ghost of a female with a switchblade in her chest is sometimes witnessed at Looper Lake Dam in the early morning hours scooping out a hollow.
A Plateosaurus can now and then be noticed stacking pebbles in
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the center of Ada Creek.
An ET has frequently been spotted striding through an Oakwood vicinity churchyard.
An alien tourist from another solar system is repeatedly made out searching for a picture beside a deserted road right next door to Oakwood on a dark night.
A woman with the head of a devil is rumored to have been distinguished on one or two occasions being in a neglected dwelling in Oakwood.
A gargantuan kid may be perceived time and again standing by a desolate road next to Oakwood.
An extraterrestrial from Venus has every now and then been spotted by Amicalola Falls and Lodge State Park reading a newsletter.
A female grasping her head under her arm is from time to time noticed looking for a man in Chattahoochee River National Recreation Area outside the park headquarters. Based on what the folks who live here allege, this ghost is the struggling spirit of an old Oakwood local person. In any case, this is an unfriendly ghost that should be left alone.
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Ghost Sightings From Oakwood
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Ghost Sightings From Oakwood
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
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