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A huge fox can be made out very often fly fishing from the shore of Brewer Lake around midnight.
A big creepy ogre has occasionally been seen pulling a cadaver from the chilly water of Little Indian Creek at midnight.
An alien is every now and then observed at Adams Lake Dam at midnight dining on a carrot.
The alien crew member of a UFO has supposedly been spotted on a few instances staggering through a flat in Norman Park.
A gargantuan bunny can from time to time be noticed wandering through an apartment near Norman Park.
Issac Newton was observed strolling through a Norman Park neighborhood burial ground.
An alien from Venus came into view in Reed Bingham State Park quite near the ranger station clutching a human skull.
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A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
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