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These are some lies we made up about Moultrie.
An alien can be seen time and again mailing a container at a Moultrie post office.
Ludwig van Beethoven has occasionally been noticed downing regular from a gas pump at a gasoline station in Moultrie.
A colossal hare is occasionally made out at Beatles Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight taking pleasure in the view.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship can sometimes be perceived smoking a pipe in a wooden boat on Beatles Lake.
A Stegosaurus was witnessed drifting along on Little Indian Creek before sunrise.
A space invader from planet Mercury showed up verbalizing into the thin air as if someone besides was nearby.
A colossal chinchilla emerged at the entrance to Reed Bingham State Park grasping a human headbone.
An extremely large zebra was spotted looking through flat windows in Moultrie before sunrise.
A lady with her left arm and left leg cut off was witnessed searching through trash
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cans on a Moultrie road. Several accounts of this ghost have been reported.
A military outfit walking around lacking a body in it has regularly been noticed on a Moultrie avenue in the early morning hours.
A gargantuan puppy is often distinguished hanging in the air like a helium balloon in Moultrie.
Marco Polo has supposedly been
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distinguished on a small number of instances gazing at a person snoozing on a couch in a house in Moultrie.
A space man from outer space can regularly be made out trying on a hat in a Moultrie home.
The ghost of a civil war fighter may be made out often snooping in mailboxes at night in Moultrie. In any event, this ghost indisputably is scary; one that you don't want to meet in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET has once in a while been distinguished in a Moultrie highschool late in the night strolling the corridors.
An alien vacationer from another world is now and then observed in a mirror in a Moultrie trailer; the ghost was solely perceptible in the mirror.
A giant alligator may every now and then be perceived in an apartment near Moultrie.
A space alien from deep space has often been spotted looking for a photo by a parked VW in a Moultrie parking lot at midnight.
A gargantuan reptile is repeatedly observed in a Moultrie area hardware store, wandering the aisles.
A gigantic salamander is rumored to have been perceived on numerous instances excavating a gap at the stroke of midnight on a lawn in Moultrie.
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Ghost Sightings From Moultrie
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Ghost Sightings From Moultrie
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
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