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An extraterrestrial from deep space has occasionally been perceived at Chappell Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise taking pleasure in the panorama.
The martian captain of an alien spaceship is occasionally seen around midnight floating by on Bay Branch.
An martian traveler from another solar system may from time to time be observed being carried by a low rider on a dark road next to Morven.
An ET from planet Pluto has repeatedly been witnessed in an apartment in Morven.
A space alien from outer space has been said to have been noticed on a handful of instances in a Morven trailer.
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Ghost Sightings From Morven
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Ghost Sightings From Morven
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
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