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These are some lies we made up about Mitchell.
The ghost of a young girl has now and then been spotted looking at the surroundings at Archers Lake Dam before sunrise. One of the local residents definitely alleges that this ghost is that of a local person who had a home here in Mitchell before the present. Whichever way, it indisputably is a menacing spirit that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The alien crew member of an alien spacecraft is every so often made out mid stream in Beechtree Creek guzzling milk.
A huge muskrat is known to have been noticed on several instances outside the entrance to Hamburg State Park smoking a cigar.
Aristotle can now and then be seen showing up in a bedroom mirror.
The ghost of a woman with half her head gone was perceived late in the night running after a passing Honda on a gloomy road close to Mitchell. Many people around here have had comparable happenings with the same spirit. A number of of the locals declare this ghost takes pleasure in frightening foolhardy folks who have the guts to upset the silence in Mitchell.
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What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
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