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The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship has been observed on several occasions visiting Hogback Bend before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another part of the galaxy can often be noticed by Blue Ridge Dam at midnight looking at the water.
The ghost of a man dressed in armed forces attire can be seen often gazing furiously at the eye witness next to the water at Blue Ridge Lake. Based on what the locals argue, this ghost may perhaps be a distinguished old days inhabitant of Mineral Bluff.
An alien from planet Neptune has now and then been spotted at the water at Garren Cove going nuts.
An extraterrestrial from another world is from time to time made out walking a Great Dane before sunrise on a murky Mineral Bluff lane.
An armor from the middle ages devoid of a human inside has allegedly been observed on one or two instances chucking chunks of concrete into the stream at Beck Branch after midnight. Loads of residents
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say this ghost is the undead soul of a long departed Mineral Bluff person who lived here.
The alien pilot of an unidentified flying object may every so often be witnessed in Chain Gang Hollow late at night obliterating a map.
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Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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