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These are some lies we made up about Midway.
A massive badger has once in a while been perceived looking at the water by Trophy Lake Dam around midnight.
A headless lady is every so often seen on the shore of Upper Lake George trying to snatch something.
The ghost of an 8 foot huge giant has supposedly been seen on a handful of instances concealing a cadaver by a large boulder in Midway Historic District around midnight. Nevertheless, this is a bad ghost that any sane person would not want to meet.
An extremely large mountain goat can every so often be distinguished riding on a moped on a gloomy highway near Midway.
An extraterrestrial from deep space was made out in a Midway home.
The alien pilot of a flying saucer emerged flinging boulders into the stream at Cay Creek before sunrise.
The ghost of an adolescent girl was noticed in Baker Swamp before sunrise struggling to deposit a cadaver. The spirit didn't seem to be anxious by the witnesses. In any event, it in all certainty
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is a frightening phantom that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The ghost of a lady having half her head lost came into sight by the water at Buttermilk Sound turning toward the onlooker. The ghost nodded to the watcher.
A form with a skeleton face wearing dark robes was observed marching alongside a deserted highway near Midway. The ghost
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was ingested by the air after being distinguished.
A drifting ghost was seen in Skidaway Island State Park outside the ranger station going mad. Being frightened by the witnesses the phantom withdrew into the shadows. If you listen to the folks who live here, this ghost is almost certainly the undeparted ghost of a local resident who used to reside here in Midway.
An alien traveler from the cosmos is frequently distinguished showing up in a bathroom mirror.
Ludwig van Beethoven has purportedly been distinguished on a small number of occasions piling bricks in Cumberland Island National Seashore near the park headquarters.
An enormous chameleon can repeatedly be distinguished relaxing on a couch in a house near Midway.
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Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
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