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These are some lies we made up about Meigs.
A decapitated man may occasionally be noticed appearing terrifying in the middle of Big Creek.
A colossal musk deer has repeatedly been distinguished turning toward the bystander at Bentley Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another galaxy is often distinguished staring at people in a Meigs home through an air vent.
The ghost of a surgeon with a bloody uniform is rumored to have been perceived on frequent occasions in a deserted neighborhood in the neighborhood of Meigs.
A space alien from another galaxy may repeatedly be distinguished walking by the side of a shadowy road near Meigs.
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Ghost Sightings From Meigs
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Ghost Sightings From Meigs
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
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