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These are some lies we made up about Mcdonough.
A very large leopard has repeatedly been seen in a Mcdonough home.
A very large ape is repeatedly made out marching down a wild road in the neighborhood of Mcdonough.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another part of the galaxy can often be made out on a dark night drifting along Birch Creek.
The ghost of a young lady with a cable around her neck can be distinguished very frequently in Alexander Park on a dark night mounding boulders.
An extremely scary ghost has from time to time been spotted having a seat on a couch in a flat in the neighborhood of Mcdonough. If you talk to the folks who live here, this ghost is that of a local resident who lived here in Mcdonough in the past.
A gargantuan baboon is occasionally made out by Bethlehem Bottoms eating a sandwich.
A space man from planet Venus may every so often be witnessed in a canoe on Clayton County Reservoir smoking a pipe.
A space alien from outer space is repeatedly
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seen at Belk-Elrod Lake Dam before dawn reading a book.
The ghost of an aged lady grasping a handgun has supposedly been distinguished on a handful of occasions at night following a passing Dodge on a gloomy highway near Mcdonough.
A massive mongoose can repeatedly be perceived picking flowers in the front garden of an apartment in Mcdonough.
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big terrifying giant may be perceived time and again sobbing in High Falls State Park outside the ranger station.
A colossal gnu has from time to time been noticed resting in a chair in a mobile home in Mcdonough.
The ghost of a waitress is once in a while distinguished outside Chattahoochee River National Recreation Area trying to verbalize something.
An enormous camel has allegedly been seen on several occasions attempting to seize something beneath a lamppost in Mcdonough.
A space man can sometimes be perceived browsing through a cabinet in the bathroom of a Mcdonough flat at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady was witnessed staring at people in a Mcdonough house through a window. This ghost is very active in this vicinity; there have been many other accounts of this exact ghost. In any event, this ghost unquestionably is scary; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A giant hartebeest came into sight standing by the side of a shady road near Mcdonough.
The phantom of a
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young lady clad as a maid was made out posting a container at a Mcdonough post office. This is one of those phantoms that is spotted often nearby. According to what the locals declare, this phantom loves frightening unwise people who come seeking phantoms in Mcdonough.
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Ghost Sightings From Mcdonough
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Ghost Sightings From Mcdonough
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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