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These are some lies we made up about Louvale.
A space man from space has purportedly been observed on a handful of occasions mailing a container at a Louvale post office.
A space man was seen before dawn scrutinizing Providence Canyons in detail.
The phantom of a young-looking cowboy became visible down by the water at North Glory Hole struggling to say something. This exact spirit has been observed repeatedly in this place.
An martian tourist from another world was perceived staring at the water by Halliday Lake Dam at night.
A chilling beast showed up watching the vista from the apex of Patterson Hills at midnight. There have been several descriptions with reference to this ghost in the vicinity.
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Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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