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These are some lies we made up about Lilly.
An extremely large wolf is from time to time seen glugging down regular unleaded from a gasoline pump at a gas station in Lilly.
A giant coati is rumored to have been made out on numerous instances walking a Sheepdog very late at night on a shady Lilly street.
A gigantic coyote may now and then be perceived swallowing water from Davis Spring around midnight.
Henry VIII has frequently been spotted gulping gasoline by Jalappa Branch.
The ghost of a doctor with a bloody uniform is frequently observed at Bartenfield Dam in the early morning hours enjoying the vista.
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Ghost Sightings From Lilly
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Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
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