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These are some lies we made up about Lawrenceville.
A colossal lizard may be spotted frequently gulping paint at Atha Dam on a dark night.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spaceship has from time to time been seen smoking a pipe in Bethesda Community Park on a dark night.
A minotaur is every now and then made out by Beaver Ruin Creek articulating into the night.
The spirit of a gravely mangled huntsman hauling a dead wolf has been said to have been perceived on one or two instances at night examining Britt Shoals in detail. In any case, this is an unlikable spirit that is preferably not messed with.
A gigantic mare can occasionally be observed peeking through residence windows in Lawrenceville late in the night.
A sizeable creepy giant has regularly been seen by McDaniels Bluff clutching a human headbone.
A space alien from Mars is repeatedly observed sniveling up on Lanier Mountain.
The ghost of a young-looking lady with a rope around her neck has been noticed
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on many occasions looking by the waterfront at Freeman Lake.
An enormous guinea pig can repeatedly be distinguished watching television in a Lawrenceville living room in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Ludwig van Beethoven can be seen time and again browsing through garbage cans on a Lawrenceville avenue.
A giant hyena
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is every now and then seen on a Lawrenceville lane around midnight.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy has purportedly been witnessed on frequent instances hovering in the air like a cloud in Lawrenceville.
A Triceratops can every now and then be witnessed facing the onlooker outside Chattahoochee River National Recreation Area.
A space man was distinguished staring at a person sleeping on the floor in an apartment in Lawrenceville.
A gentleman with no head materialized trying on a jacket in a Lawrenceville building. The spirit was swallowed by the night after being perceived.
An alien vacationer from another world was spotted hurling boulders in Amicalola Falls and Lodge State Park near the ranger station.
A massive zebra was spotted crawling out from a storm drain on a Lawrenceville road late in the night.
A space alien from the cosmos was observed poking around in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Lawrenceville.
A gargantuan kangaroo has repeatedly
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been seen playing a piano in a Lawrenceville flat.
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Ghost Sightings From Lawrenceville
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Ghost Sightings From Lawrenceville
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
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