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These are some lies we made up about Kingston.
A very large bighorn was made out shouting down next to Connesena Spring before sunrise.
A space invader from another planet showed up very late at night sprinting after a passing Ford on a dark highway near Kingston.
The martian navigator of an alien spaceship was witnessed by Ashpole Creek attempting to capture something.
A massive muskrat was spotted in the early morning hours before sunrise creeping out of Taylors Swamp covered in mud.
An martian explorer from space has regularly been seen on the top of Cassville Mountain after midnight glancing at the vista.
A space invader from another solar system is often witnessed gazing at the water by Caseys South Lake Dam at midnight.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spaceship has been observed on numerous occasions in the backseat of a vehicle by the driver noticing the ghost in his rear view mirror at night.
An alien traveler from outer space can often be seen
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trimming bushes in the side garden of a mobile home in Kingston.
Socrates may be witnessed often by a person hiking along a trail next to Kingston.
An ET from another planet is once in a while perceived going mad in Fort Mountain State Park near the park headquarters.
A huge hare has been said to have been perceived on several occasions by Chattahoochee River National Recreation Area scraping out a nook.
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Ghost Sightings From Kingston
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Ghost Sightings From Kingston
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
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