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These are some lies we made up about Hiawassee.
A gargantuan lamb has supposedly been made out on a small number of occasions in the rear seat of a car by the driver observing the ghost in her rear view mirror late in the night.
The bloodcurdling ghost of a Viking can often be seen in Ab Cove at night howling at the watcher to leave. A local man declares that this ghost may be a well-known old days inhabitant of Hiawassee.
A minotaur has every now and then been seen going nuts up on the top of Allen Mountain.
The alien technician of an alien spacecraft is occasionally spotted flinging bricks down by the water at Bayless Cove.
A gigantic mole has supposedly been spotted on a few instances pulling up weeds in the back garden of a flat in Hiawassee.
A massive gazelle can every so often be spotted by a guy hunting in a forest next to Hiawassee.
A space man from planet Jupiter was observed at Berrong Lake Dam before dawn guzzling blood from a container.
An extraterrestrial
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from deep space appeared staring over Beech Flats on a dark night.
Issac Newton was distinguished by Alice Branch guzzling apple juice.
An ET materialized smoking a pipe in Brasstown Wilderness at the stroke of midnight.
A man that shape-shifted into a vampire was seen resting on a sofa in a mobile home in Hiawassee. The ghost
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was consumed by the night after being seen.
The alien commander of an alien spaceship has frequently been witnessed staggering from trailer to trailer in the early morning hours before sunrise on a Hiawassee street.
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Ghost Sightings From Hiawassee
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Ghost Sightings From Hiawassee
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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