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These are some lies we made up about Hartwell.
A gargantuan wolf was made out trying on socks in a Hartwell residence.
A guy with the head of a demon emerged struggling up from a storm drain on a Hartwell residential road very late at night. The witness was frightened and escaped.
A gigantic pig was spotted in Benson Street-Forest Avenue Residential Historic District at midnight smoking a cigar.
An alien from Pluto was spotted poking around in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Hartwell.
An extraterrestrial from space has regularly been perceived trying to locate something down at the shore at Hartwell Mica Mine Lake.
A female ablaze, gripping a fuel container is often noticed sniveling in the center of Boyds Creek. People assert that this ghost is probably the stressed ghost of a local resident who used to dwell here in Hartwell.
Thumbelina is rumored to have been spotted on a small number of occasions by Cole Dam One late at night looking at the water.
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gargantuan deer may frequently be spotted in a Hartwell school before sunrise wandering the halls.
An extremely large alligator can be made out very frequently in a mirror in a Hartwell house; the spirit was exclusively noticeable in the mirror.
An alien has every now and then been perceived in a residence in the neighborhood of Hartwell.
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phantom of a farmer having on a straw hat is occasionally seen in Bobby Brown State Park at the ranger station shifting orbs about.
A giant elephant has been perceived on a few instances trying to locate a shoe under a parked Dodge in a Hartwell parking lot after midnight.
A young girl wearing a blood-splattered prom dress has often been witnessed gazing irritably at the onlooker in the early morning hours on a sidewalk in Hartwell.
A lady with a green face is known to have been seen on a small number of instances having a seat at a table in a Hartwell apartment going nuts. A local woman argues that this phantom is the tormented spirit of a long departed Hartwell local person.
The ghost of a mailman may repeatedly be noticed traveling on a horse by a road near Hartwell.
A female body can be witnessed very often at a coin operated phone in Hartwell talking on the telephone.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spaceship has now and then been made out swallowing blood from a cup along a desolate road outside
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Hartwell in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Hartwell
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Ghost Sightings From Hartwell
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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