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These are some lies we made up about Hartsfield.
An ET from the Moon was perceived in the middle of Big Branch glugging down apple juice.
A space alien from the cosmos has often been seen at Connell Lake Dam late at night looking at the landscape.
A giant gopher is frequently perceived riding on a stallion in the middle of a highway near Hartsfield.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is rumored to have been made out on frequent occasions in a phone booth in Hartsfield using the telephone.
Aristotle can frequently be witnessed pacing through a Hartsfield neighborhood burial ground.
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Ghost Sightings From Hartsfield
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Ghost Sightings From Hartsfield
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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