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These are some lies we made up about Greensboro.
Henry VIII is often perceived in a deserted spot close to Greensboro.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system may frequently be observed hitch-hiking beside a shadowy highway right next door to Greensboro.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a UFO may be noticed repeatedly slurping chlorine in Greensboro Commercial Historic District in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A colossal lynx has once in a while been made out up on Cemetery Hill smoking a cigar.
A gargantuan lizard is sometimes distinguished reading a newspaper at Boswell Lake Dam at night.
Bigfoot has been said to have been perceived on numerous instances in a raft on Lick Skillet Lake looking for a woman.
A female with a machete sticking out of her head can sometimes be distinguished dispatching a letter at a Greensboro post office.
The ghost of a lady with a bag strapped around her head has often been perceived by Beaverdam Creek gazing.
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gigantic mole is frequently spotted talking into the thin air as if someone besides was near.
A big frightening ghost is known to have been witnessed on a handful of instances walking a Sheepdog very late at night on a shadowy Greensboro street. Whatever people utter, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that is preferably not interrupted.
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ghost of a strapped up man may regularly be observed peeking through home windows in Greensboro at the stroke of midnight. One thing is for sure, it's undoubtedly a creepy ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into before sunrise.
A big menacing beast can be distinguished very frequently rummaging around in garbage container on a Greensboro road.
An extremely large mouse has sometimes been noticed in Hamburg State Park near the park headquarters looking menacing.
The ghost of a young lady soaked in blood is from time to time witnessed in Ocmulgee National Monument near the park headquarters looking angrily at the eye witness. A lot of locals declare this ghost may well be a recognized past resident of Greensboro.
A massive tapir has purportedly been made out on a handful of instances on a Greensboro street in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A man with a big hole through his torso can once in a while be spotted suspended in the air like a cloud in Greensboro.
An extremely large cheetah was seen gazing at a person sleeping in a bed in a building in Greensboro.
An Icthyosaurus showed up in a supermarket in the Greensboro vicinity.
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Ghost Sightings From Greensboro
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- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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