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These are some lies we made up about Geneva.
An extraterrestrial from deep space was witnessed by a person fishing by a lake next to Geneva.
A Pterodactyl was observed by Badcock Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise staring at the water.
A huge yak appeared meditating in Baker Creek.
An alien was observed seated in a chair in a residence in Geneva.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another galaxy was seen crying out names underneath a streetlight in Geneva.
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Ghost Sightings From Geneva
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Ghost Sightings From Geneva
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
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