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An alien from planet Saturn can be seen over and over again in a secluded location close to Gainesville.
A space man from another galaxy has sometimes been made out standing down a murky road close to Gainesville.
A gargantuan goat is from time to time distinguished gulping regular unleaded from a fuel pump at a fuel station in Gainesville.
A guy having the head of a devil is known to have been spotted on numerous occasions speaking into the night as if somebody in addition was nearby.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may every so often be seen walking a Cocker Spaniel at the stroke of midnight on a gloomy Gainesville residential street.
A space alien from Jupiter was observed looking through flat windows in Gainesville at midnight.
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Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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