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These are some lies we made up about Gainesville.
One of the three Little Pigs was distinguished by a guy hiking along a trail next to Gainesville.
A big creepy spirit materialized at Wahoo Creek Access Point in the early morning hours before sunrise gazing down into the water. Panic stricken by the watchers the ghost faded away into the night.
A very large ram was witnessed pulling a body from the cold water of Ada Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Henry VIII is repeatedly distinguished sniveling at Brenau Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight.
An extremely large alpaca is known to have been spotted on frequent instances hiding a dead body by a large boulder in Brenau College Historic District late at night.
The ghost of a bound up man can be observed repeatedly attempting to snatch something up on the apex of Banks Mountain. If you talk to the locals, this ghost may be a distinguished former time inhabitant of Gainesville. In any case, this is an unlikable ghost that
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you wouldn't want to meet late in the night.
A sphinx has every now and then been noticed taking a rest in an armchair in a building in Gainesville.
A giant skunk is once in a while seen rearranging orbs around by a streetlight in Gainesville.
The ghost of a young female covered in blood has purportedly been seen on numerous occasions
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striding from house to house at the stroke of midnight on a Gainesville residential road.
A guy with a big hole through his torso may now and then be spotted heaving pebbles into Ponys Lake at midnight. If you listen to what the local residents argue, this ghost is most likely the undeceased ghost of a local person who used to reside here in Gainesville. Regardless of what, it's a creepy phantom that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An extraterrestrial from space has frequently been spotted browsing through the fridge in the kitchen of a Gainesville flat on a dark night.
The alien pilot of an unidentified flying object is regularly perceived staring at folks in a Gainesville house through an air vent.
An extremely large beaver has supposedly been observed on many instances throwing chunks of concrete in Amicalola Falls and Lodge State Park by the park headquarters.
A lady's body with a raccoon's head may repeatedly be spotted excavating a cavity in Chattahoochee River National Recreation Area by the ranger
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Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
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