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These are some lies we made up about Fort Oglethorpe.
A gargantuan chipmunk can frequently be observed in a Fort Oglethorpe highschool at night wandering the hallways.
A giant impala may be perceived very frequently at midnight floating down Black Branch.
An extremely large cow has every now and then been seen in Alabama Monument late at night dragging a cadaver over rocks.
The ghost of a young-looking guy sporting a confederate uniform is every now and then observed in a mirror in a Fort Oglethorpe residence; the spirit was exclusively perceptible in the mirror.
The ghost of a tied up man has allegedly been noticed on one or two occasions looking at Sycamore Bend late in the night. Regardless of what people utter, it's a menacing ghost that any normal person would not want to run into.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from outer space may every so often be observed on the pinnacle of Boynton Ridge at night glancing at the view.
An ET from space was observed scaring folks
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at Blue Spring Lake Dam before dawn.
A very large warthog materialized on the water's edge of Blue Spring Lake pushing orbs about.
A massive leopard came into sight in Chandler Hollow after midnight yelling names of people.
The ghost of a street bum was seen down at Blowing Spring in the early morning hours appearing chilling.
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The ghost mentioned revenging an assassination. A local woman declares that this ghost is perhaps the tormented ghost of a local resident who used to have a home here in Fort Oglethorpe.
The phantom of a young-looking woman soaked in blood was seen looking for a hat next to a parked pickup in a Fort Oglethorpe parking lot late in the night. The onlooker became frightened and ran away.
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Ghost Sightings From Fort Oglethorpe
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Ghost Sightings From Fort Oglethorpe
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
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