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Fort Benning, Georgia Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Fort Benning.
The ghost of an 11 foot high colossal man is every now and then seen on a Fort Benning lane on a dark night. It's been said that this specific ghost is the undead soul of a long dead Fort Benning resident. Any which way, this is an unpleasant ghost that you don't want to meet very late at night.
Socrates has been witnessed on several occasions stacking pebbles in a rubber raft on Anglin Lake.
A space man from planet Saturn may from time to time be spotted floating in the air like a helium balloon in Fort Benning.
The ghost of a teenage girl was seen glugging down blood from a bottle up on the pinnacle of Anderson Hill. The phantom talked about revenging a slaying. According to the folks who live here, this ghost is that of a local resident who lived here in Fort Benning some decades ago.
A space man from space materialized by Broken Arrow Creek trying to find a hat.
The alien mechanic of a flying saucer became visible staring at an
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old woman sleeping on a mattress in a house in Fort Benning.
A huge guanaco was distinguished in Brownville-Summerville Historic District at the stroke of midnight smoking a pipe.
An alien voyager from another galaxy has repeatedly been distinguished in a convenience store in the Fort Benning area.
An ET from planet Jupiter is
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often spotted taking in the landscape at Asbury Dam at night.
The ghost of a lady with half her head lost has allegedly been made out on numerous instances trying on a jacket in a Fort Benning residence.
A person with a skeleton face wearing murky robes may often be noticed climbing out from a manhole on a Fort Benning road at night. Lots of folks who live here assert this spirit gets pleasure from startling people who are courageous enough to disrupt the quiet in Fort Benning. In any case, it's undeniably a terrifying spirit that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to encounter.
A wandering ghost may be witnessed very frequently looking right by Chewacla State Park.
A Plateosaurus has occasionally been spotted snooping in mailboxes around midnight in Fort Benning.
An ET from another planet is occasionally made out performing a tune on a piano in a Fort Benning residence.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship has been made out on a few instances in a mirror in a Fort Benning
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home; the ghost was exclusively noticeable in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Fort Benning
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Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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