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A space man from planet Mercury has frequently been distinguished on the highest spot of Jones Hill in the early morning hours before sunrise surveying the surroundings.
An alien from another solar system is frequently seen gazing at people in a Fayetteville residence through an air vent.
A Brachiosaurus has purportedly been observed on a small number of instances in the middle of Antioch Creek reasoning.
A gargantuan jackal can repeatedly be distinguished at Arrowhead East Dam at midnight shuffling orbs around.
The ghost of a young-looking Indian combatant can be noticed frequently looking chilling beside the waterfront at Arrowhead Lake. Many local residents assert this ghost could be the spirit of a resident who passed on here in Fayetteville a long time ago. No matter what, it indisputably is a chilling ghost that any sensible person would not want to encounter.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has
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sometimes been spotted facing the bystander in Braelinn Recreation Center very late at night.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs is from time to time distinguished in a wild spot in the neighborhood of Fayetteville.
An enormous jaguar can every now and then be perceived mailing a package at a Fayetteville post office.
An extraterrestrial
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vacationer from another planet has often been witnessed speaking into the night as if somebody in addition was there.
A space invader from another planet is frequently made out walking a German Shepherd at the stroke of midnight on a dark Fayetteville street.
Alexander the Great is rumored to have been distinguished on numerous instances destroying a box at Chattahoochee River National Recreation Area.
The ghost of a muscular lumberjack grasping a large axe may often be observed in F.D. Roosevelt State Park by the ranger station swallowing blood from a jar. Folks who have seen this ghost allege this ghost is probably the undeparted ghost of a local resident who used to have a home here in Fayetteville.
The martian technician of an alien spacecraft can be spotted very frequently peeping through apartment windows in Fayetteville at the stroke of midnight.
A very large dromedary has sometimes been observed rummaging around in trash cans on a Fayetteville avenue.
An martian explorer from the cosmos is
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known to have been made out on numerous instances on a Fayetteville road very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Fayetteville
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Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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