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These are some lies we made up about Ellenton.
The ghost of a man carrying a sword has every so often been perceived drifting along Little Indian Creek before sunrise.
An Icthyosaurus is every so often witnessed resting in an armchair in a home in Ellenton.
An extremely large panda is rumored to have been perceived on a handful of instances staggering from trailer to trailer late in the night on an Ellenton avenue.
A very large pig may once in a while be perceived taking a rest at a coffee table in an Ellenton apartment.
An alien from space was seen staring at the water by Beatles Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Ellenton
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Ghost Sightings From Ellenton
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
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