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These are some lies we made up about Eden.
The martian crew member of an alien spaceship has been said to have been spotted on one or two instances drifting down on Black Creek after midnight.
A gargantuan peccary can from time to time be seen by Gartrell Lake Dam before sunrise looking at the water.
The Pied Piper was perceived sipping apple juice beside the waterfront at Zeigler Pond.
An alien explorer from space appeared struggling to hide a cadaver in Blue Lake on a dark night.
A gigantic sheep was distinguished on an Eden residential road very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Eden
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Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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