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These are some lies we made up about Duluth.
A character with a skeleton face dressed in dark robes can be noticed repeatedly looking at the view at Berkeley Lake Dam at midnight. A number of of the locals declare this spirit is that of a local resident who existed here in Duluth some decades ago.
A space invader from the cosmos has every now and then been witnessed reading a book in the middle of a desolate road close to Duluth at the stroke of midnight.
An ET is once in a while witnessed standing by a desolate highway outside Duluth.
A lady having an axe in her head is known to have been spotted on a few instances holding a human headbone on the shore of Freeman Lake. It's been declared that this specific ghost likes scaring people who have the nerve to disrupt the calm in Duluth.
A drifting spirit may from time to time be made out in a mobile home in Duluth. In any event, it's a chilling ghost that is rather not messed with.
A gigantic coyote was made out in Jones Bridge
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Shoals before sunrise yelling.
Leonardo da Vinci materialized looking in Best Friends Park in the early morning hours.
The alien captain of an alien spacecraft materialized in a Duluth flat.
A gargantuan dormouse was made out thinking in Beaver Ruin Creek.
An alien from Jupiter was made out shuffling orbs around outside
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Chattahoochee River National Recreation Area.
A space man from another planet has often been seen marching alongside a desolate road near Duluth.
The Loch Ness Monster is frequently observed relaxing on the floor in a home outside Duluth.
An alien has been said to have been seen on a small number of occasions in the backseat of a pickup by the driver noticing the ghost in her rear view mirror before sunrise.
The alien navigator of a flying saucer can frequently be perceived in Amicalola Falls and Lodge State Park by the park headquarters going berserk.
A massive salamander can be observed repeatedly cutting grass in the side garden of an apartment in Duluth.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another galaxy has from time to time been witnessed by a lady canoeing in a river close to Duluth.
A space man from another planet is every now and then witnessed resting on a sofa in a building in Duluth.
A gigantic mule has allegedly been seen on frequent instances dining on a melon by a streetlight in
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Ghost Sightings From Duluth
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The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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