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These are some lies we made up about Dry Branch.
A fantastically terrifying phantom has occasionally been perceived sipping paint quite near Ocmulgee National Monument. Several of those who live here claim this ghost may well be a recognized former time native of Dry Branch. In any event, this is a hostile phantom that is rather not interrupted.
The spirit of an elderly female gripping a gun has supposedly been noticed on many occasions smoking a pipe by Ocmulgee National Monument. Regardless of what, it's a chilling ghost that you wouldn't wish to bump into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An enormous chamois may once in a while be observed surveying the surroundings from the highest spot of Andrews Hill at the stroke of midnight.
A space invader was noticed seeking a person at Baker Lake Dam before dawn.
The phantom of a flight attendant emerged at Boggy Branch late at night hurling rocks into the flowing water. This is one of those spirits that is perceived repeatedly
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around here. Regardless of what people exclaim, it without a doubt is a chilling ghost that any wise person would not want to run into.
An martian tourist from another part of the galaxy emerged screaming by Bond Swamp.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief was made out relaxing at the kitchen counter in a Dry Branch mobile home trying
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to utter something. The witness ran away immediately after he saw the phantom. It has been asserted that this precise spirit is perhaps the undead spirit of a resident who used to have a house here in Dry Branch. One thing's for sure, this spirit sure is terrifying; one that should be kept away from.
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Ghost Sightings From Dry Branch
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Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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