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These are some lies we made up about Douglas.
A drifting ghost has from time to time been distinguished gazing at a person sleeping on a futon in a residence in Douglas. Lots of residents argue this ghost is the stressed spirit of a long gone Douglas resident. Anyway, this ghost sure is frightening; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
The phantom of a young-looking Indian combatant is from time to time observed in a clothing store in the Douglas area. People who have made out this ghost say this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while journeying through Douglas in the past. In any case, this is a horrible phantom that should be shunned.
The spirit of a tough lumberjack clutching a sizeable axe has purportedly been perceived on a few occasions looking irritably at the eye witness in Bell Lake Park late in the night. Residents allege that this phantom gets pleasure from terrifying people who have the guts to disturb the serenity in Douglas. No matter what, it's a scary phantom that is better
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not disrupted.
The creepy phantom of a Barbarian can sometimes be made out screaming at the onlooker to be off at Haskin Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An martian explorer from another solar system has frequently been seen throwing bricks in a plastic boat on Haskin Lake.
Rapunzel is repeatedly made out burrowing
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a nook by Bear Creek.
A gargantuan pronghorn has purportedly been witnessed on frequent occasions ascending out from a storm drain on a Douglas residential street before sunrise.
A space man from another galaxy can frequently be made out downing blood from a glass in General Coffee State Park outside the park headquarters.
A menacing skeleton can be noticed repeatedly playing a piece of music on a guitar in a Douglas mobile home.
A huge alligator is now and then witnessed in a Douglas school around midnight wandering the halls.
A gargantuan eland is known to have been seen on a few occasions in a mirror in a Douglas building; the ghost was exclusively visible in the mirror.
A sasquatch may sometimes be witnessed in a house right next door to Douglas.
A gigantic rhinoceros was noticed trying to find a shoe by a parked car in a Douglas parking lot in the early morning hours.
A glowing human shape emerged in a Douglas area supermarket, staggering the aisles. This particular phantom has been observed
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repeatedly in this zone. One thing is for sure, it is indisputably a menacing spirit that you do not want to come across late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Douglas
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Ghost Sightings From Douglas
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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