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These are some lies we made up about Dixie.
The phantom of an adolescent girl can be observed over and over again by Alico Company Dam in the early morning hours staring at the water.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos has every so often been spotted obliterating a book by Allen Branch.
A Seismosaurus is now and then made out soaring over The Sinks in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The martian navigator of an alien spacecraft has allegedly been made out on many occasions slurping milk by Aucilla Swamp.
A gargantuan pig may sometimes be spotted in a Dixie flat.
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Ghost Sightings From Dixie
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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