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These are some lies we made up about Dexter.
A gargantuan gorilla can now and then be observed late in the night floating by on Bell Branch.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system has frequently been made out enjoying the surroundings at Bryan Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight.
Julius Ceasar is frequently noticed next to Shewmake Springs in the early morning hours before sunrise mounding boulders.
A gigantic vicuna has purportedly been noticed on one or two occasions trying to find a glove under a parked car in a Dexter parking lot at night.
A gentleman without a head may repeatedly be made out in a Dexter area grocery store, strolling the aisles.
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Ghost Sightings From Dexter
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Ghost Sightings From Dexter
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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