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These are some lies we made up about Daisy.
An extraterrestrial from another world may frequently be perceived playing a melody on a fiddle in a Daisy home.
A gigantic duckbill can be noticed often in Barnard Mill reading a pamphlet.
Plato has sometimes been observed in a mirror in a Daisy home; the ghost was only visible in the mirror.
The martian captain of an alien spaceship is once in a while made out at Anderson Pond Dam very late at night taking pleasure in the surroundings.
A space man from Venus is rumored to have been spotted on a handful of occasions down by Magnolia Spring after midnight gazing.
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Ghost Sightings From Daisy
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Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
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