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These are some lies we made up about Cumming.
A colossal weasel is known to have been distinguished on frequent instances staring at the panorama from the peak of Sawnee Mountain before dawn.
A very large cougar may every now and then be made out taking a rest in an armchair in a flat in the neighborhood of Cumming.
A drifting ghost has repeatedly been noticed studying Bettes Gap in detail in the early morning hours.
A space invader from another world is often seen around midnight hurrying after a passing VW on a shadowy road close to Cumming.
The ghost of an airliner pilot has been perceived on a small number of occasions cutting grass in the back yard of a home in Cumming. One thing is for sure, this is an antagonistic ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't want to encounter.
The Gingerbread Man may regularly be spotted at Bannister Creek in the early morning hours chucking pieces of wood into the stream.
The phantom of a brawny lumberjack grasping a large axe may be spotted
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often by a woman camping at a campground in close proximity to Cumming.
A space man has occasionally been distinguished concealing a corpse by a large rock in Bald Ridge Creek Public Use Area late at night.
A frightening skeleton is from time to time observed taking pleasure in the view at Beaverdam Creek Structure Number Four Dam late
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at night. One of the residents definitely asserts that this ghost loves startling unwise people who have the guts to interrupt the serenity in Cumming. Anyhow, it's a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A luminous human shape has been noticed on a few occasions relaxing on a bench in a building in Cumming.
The phantom of a young-looking man having on a winter coat can sometimes be perceived startling people quite near the entrance to Chattahoochee River National Recreation Area. In any event, it's undeniably a creepy ghost that should be avoided.
A decapitated gentleman was perceived shouting names in Amicalola Falls and Lodge State Park outside the park headquarters. The witness became frightened and ran away. No matter what, this is an unsympathetic ghost that is better not messed with.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another world emerged appearing frightening underneath a streetlight in Cumming.
A woman with her head and both arms cut off was witnessed strolling from trailer to
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trailer before dawn on a Cumming road. The spirit did not seem to be bothered by the eye witnesses.
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Ghost Sightings From Cumming
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Ghost Sightings From Cumming
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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