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These are some lies we made up about Commerce.
A massive cony was spotted in a hardware store in the Commerce area.
The ghost of a young-looking woman in a blood-covered dress has repeatedly been seen struggling up from a manhole on a Commerce road very late at night. Folks here who have observed this spirit assert this spirit takes pleasure in terrifying foolhardy people who come searching for spirits in Commerce.
A huge jerboa is regularly observed in Hurricane Shoal very late at night twinkling a light.
An enormous woodchuck has been said to have been witnessed on a small number of instances at Carr Lake Dam at midnight looking at the landscape.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may frequently be noticed redistributing orbs about down beside the water at Carr Lake.
The spirit of a 10 feet tall huge guy may be perceived often calling out people's names in Commerce City Park late at night. Nonetheless, it is certainly a terrifying spirit that you would not want to meet in
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the early morning hours before sunrise.
An enormous donkey has sometimes been noticed appearing terrifying by Black Creek.
The ghost of a female having half her head not there is now and then spotted poking around in mailboxes before dawn in Commerce.
An alien tourist from another part of the galaxy has purportedly been seen on
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numerous occasions in a Commerce school before sunrise staggering the halls.
An ET from planet Jupiter may once in a while be observed going mad quite near the entrance to Fort Yargo Recreation Area.
An extraterrestrial from deep space has repeatedly been perceived in a mirror in a Commerce mobile home; the ghost was exclusively to be seen in the mirror.
A medusa is repeatedly noticed carving a hole in Chattahoochee River National Recreation Area quite near the park headquarters.
A very large frog has been noticed on many instances in a house in the neighborhood of Commerce.
A lady having a sword in her head can be perceived very often in a Commerce area clothing store, staggering the aisles. Local people assert that this ghost could be the soul of a resident who died here in Commerce in the past. In any event, this ghost unquestionably is menacing; one that any rational person would not want to run into.
An extremely large skunk has every now and then been spotted seeking a photo before sunrise by a
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Ghost Sightings From Commerce
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Ghost Sightings From Commerce
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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