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These are some lies we made up about Cochran.
An extraterrestrial may occasionally be noticed trying to locate a book beneath a parked truck in a Cochran parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The martian commander of an alien spacecraft was spotted in a Cochran area auto part store, staggering the aisles.
A huge duckbill became visible looking at the panorama at Bledsoe Pond Dam after midnight.
An martian tourist from another galaxy was spotted holding a headbone in the center of Big Branch.
A space man from space materialized crying before sunrise by a vending machine in Cochran.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an unidentified flying object was spotted howling in Ocmulgee National Monument by the park headquarters.
A figure with a skeleton face having on shady robes has regularly been spotted staring at Little Ocmulgee State Park. Local people argue that this ghost likes startling unwise people who are brave enough to upset the quiet in Cochran.
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gigantic lemur is frequently perceived relaxing at the dining table in a Cochran apartment attempting to snatch something.
A lady with a sword in her head has supposedly been perceived on a small number of occasions riding on a stallion beside a highway right next door to Cochran.
An alien from Mars can often be witnessed at a pay phone
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in Cochran talking on the telephone.
The ghost of a young Indian combatant can be spotted very often wandering through a Cochran area cemetery. One of the residents confidently claims that this ghost could be the soul of a local person who passed away here in Cochran long ago.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy has every so often been observed calling out names down a deserted highway in close proximity to Cochran around midnight.
An extraterrestrial is occasionally spotted hanging out in a vacant home in Cochran.
An extremely large reptile has allegedly been perceived on a handful of instances mounted on a motorcycle on a murky highway near Cochran.
A sasquatch may once in a while be spotted in a mobile home in Cochran.
A very large giraffe has frequently been witnessed wandering beside a desolate road in close proximity to Cochran.
The alien captain of an unidentified flying object is often noticed appearing in a restroom mirror.
An alien vacationer from another galaxy is rumored
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to have been distinguished on numerous occasions having a seat in an armchair in a mobile home next to Cochran.
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Ghost Sightings From Cochran
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Ghost Sightings From Cochran
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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