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A huge chameleon may be made out very frequently looking at an old man sleeping in a bed in a residence in Cobbtown.
A Plateosaurus is occasionally observed looking creepy at Anderson Dam Two after midnight.
A gigantic platypus has allegedly been observed on a small number of occasions pulling a dead body from the cold water of Beaver Creek in the early morning hours.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship was perceived in an autopart store in the Cobbtown vicinity.
A gigantic iguana became visible trying on a hat in a Cobbtown mobile home.
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Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
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