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These are some lies we made up about Claxton.
A sphinx has been said to have been witnessed on a small number of instances gazing angrily at the watcher next to a streetlamp in Claxton.
An enormous mule may every now and then be spotted yelling at the eye witness to leave in Evans County Forestry Unit around midnight.
The phantom of a hobo was observed looking at the landscape at Big Beasley Pond Dam before sunrise. Additional people in the vicinity have had identical incidents with an identical spirit. If you talk to the residents, this ghost may be a distinguished yesteryear inhabitant of Claxton. Anyhow, it's a scary ghost that you would not want to encounter late in the night.
The alien technician of an alien spaceship appeared marching from mobile home to mobile home in the early morning hours on a Claxton street.
The ghost of an elderly sorceress was perceived resting at the kitchen counter in a Claxton trailer. This spirit is extremely active in this neighborhood; there have been frequent additional
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accounts of this specific spirit.
A space man from planet Jupiter came into sight drinking blood from a beaker in Barnard Mill.
A big chilling monster was seen munching on a sandwich in George L. Smith State Park at the ranger station.
A female's body with a horse's head was observed gazing at people in a Claxton residence through
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a window. This is one of those spirits that is observed time and again close at hand.
A gentleman having the head of a beast has often been spotted quite near the entrance to Fort Frederica National Monument smoking a pipe.
A fairly decayed human corpse is regularly made out in a desolate place near Claxton. In any case, it in all certainty is a bloodcurdling ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to meet.
A huge squirrel has allegedly been perceived on several instances hovering in the middle of a gloomy road close to Claxton.
A gargantuan gnu can regularly be perceived posting a box at a Claxton post office.
A female in flames, carrying a gas tank may be witnessed repeatedly slurping gasoline from a gasoline pump at a gasoline station in Claxton.
An extraterrestrial from space has every so often been observed walking a Saint Bernard very late at night on a dark Claxton avenue.
The phantom of a farmer dressed in a hat is now and then distinguished peeking through mobile home windows
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in Claxton late at night. Based on what the folks who live here claim, this spirit is almost certainly the stressed spirit of a resident who used to have a home here in Claxton.
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Ghost Sightings From Claxton
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I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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