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These are some lies we made up about Clarkesville.
A space alien from planet Jupiter was perceived resting at the kitchen counter in a Clarkesville house trying to locate somebody.
The phantom of a youthful lady clad as a house keeper has regularly been seen striding through an apartment in Clarkesville. Residents say that this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying unwise folks who are courageous enough to interrupt the tranquility in Clarkesville. Regardless of what, it sure is a creepy ghost that should be kept away from.
A space man from the cosmos is known to have been perceived on numerous instances at Demorest Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise screaming.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can repeatedly be noticed pacing through a trailer close to Clarkesville.
The spirit of a down-and-out gentleman can be noticed over and over again trying to say something in the middle of Alley Creek.
An alien from planet Pluto is once in a while seen
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staggering through a Clarkesville vicinity graveyard.
A scary creature has purportedly been observed on one or two occasions in Cornelia City Park in the early morning hours pulling a body over rocks.
A space man from outer space can occasionally be distinguished on the top of Alec Mountain late at night staring at the view.
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Tyrannosaurus has regularly been spotted throwing stones into Bassinger Pond at the stroke of midnight.
The phantom of a silver-miner is repeatedly made out spending time in a deserted building in Clarkesville. A local argues that this spirit may be the spirit of a local person who died here in Clarkesville many years ago.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is rumored to have been made out on a handful of instances in Black Rock Mountain State Park by the ranger station facing the eye witness.
An alien from planet Pluto may repeatedly be witnessed traveling on a bike on a shadowy road near Clarkesville.
An extraterrestrial from another planet can be spotted often in a Clarkesville house.
A colossal iguana has occasionally been noticed pacing down a deserted road in close proximity to Clarkesville.
A space alien is from time to time perceived in Chattahoochee River National Recreation Area by the ranger station destroying an object.
An martian tourist from another planet can every
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now and then be observed relaxing on a couch in a house near Clarkesville.
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Ghost Sightings From Clarkesville
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Ghost Sightings From Clarkesville
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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