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These are some lies we made up about Chula.
A gigantic crocodile can sometimes be noticed mounding chunks of concrete by Big Branch.
Leonardo da Vinci has regularly been distinguished looking at the water by Agrirama Lake Dam very late at night.
The martian pilot of an alien spacecraft is regularly seen heaving bricks into Agrirama Lake in the early morning hours.
The ghost of an old sorceress has purportedly been noticed on many occasions in a phone booth in Chula using the telephone. In any event, this ghost undoubtedly is creepy; one that you would not want to come across very late at night.
An ET from planet Jupiter may repeatedly be spotted staggering through a Chula area burial ground.
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Ghost Sightings From Chula
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Ghost Sightings From Chula
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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