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These are some lies we made up about Chickamauga.
A Yeti was made out in a residence near Chickamauga.
A very large boar came into view gazing at the panorama from the top of The Hills at the stroke of midnight.
A space invader from deep space was witnessed on the highest spot of one of the mountains in the The Hills in the early morning hours before sunrise looking creepy.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a UFO was perceived down by the water at Long Cove looking furiously at the watcher.
A colossal mountain goat has frequently been distinguished yelling at the eye witness to stay away near Blue Hole in the early morning hours.
A colossal gopher is rumored to have been noticed on a few occasions going nuts in Bird Hollow at midnight.
An extraordinarily terrifying ghost can be seen over and over again fishing from the shore of Krystal Lake late at night.
A colossal hedgehog has from time to time been spotted at Barwick Mill Dam One at night enjoying the panorama.
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ghost of an old lady carrying a rifle is occasionally witnessed searching for a box underneath a parked car in a Chickamauga parking lot late at night. Residents here who have seen this ghost claim this ghost is probably the stressed ghost of a local who used to reside here in Chickamauga.
The ghost of a waitress has supposedly been distinguished
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on frequent instances in a Chickamauga area store, wandering the aisles.
A gargantuan oryx may sometimes be spotted visiting Eagle Cliff on a dark night.
A massive platypus has frequently been seen smoking a cigar in the middle of Back Valley Creek.
The spirit of an old cleaning lady is repeatedly observed in Alabama Monument before sunrise reading a magazine. Locals here say that this ghost is the struggling soul of a long departed Chickamauga local resident.
An extraterrestrial from Jupiter has supposedly been perceived on many occasions seated at the kitchen counter in a Chickamauga building clutching a human cranium.
The spirit of a youthful woman outfitted as a maid may frequently be witnessed riding on a horse in the middle of a highway near Chickamauga. One of the locals firmly argues that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while traveling through Chickamauga some time ago. One thing is for sure, this is an intimidating ghost that is better not interrupted.
An alien from
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space can be distinguished frequently strolling through an apartment right next door to Chickamauga.
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Ghost Sightings From Chickamauga
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Ghost Sightings From Chickamauga
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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