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These are some lies we made up about Chauncey.
The spirit of a bound up woman may be perceived over and over again at Cranford Dam before dawn shouting people's names.
A female having the head of a leprechaun has now and then been seen in a clothing store in the Chauncey area. Anyhow, this is a horrible phantom that you shouldn't go looking for.
A Plateosaurus has allegedly been observed on numerous instances climbing out from a drain hole on a Chauncey road late at night.
A gargantuan panda has regularly been noticed at Batson Creek at midnight hurling bricks into the flowing water.
A space alien from planet Pluto has allegedly been distinguished on frequent occasions performing a piece of music on a xylophone in a Chauncey apartment.
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Ghost Sightings From Chauncey
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Ghost Sightings From Chauncey
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
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