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These are some lies we made up about Cedartown.
A man that shape-shifted into a vampire can frequently be distinguished nosing around in mailboxes in the early morning hours in Cedartown.
The spirit of a pregnant lady can be witnessed frequently downing water from Cedartown Spring at night.
A big creepy ogre has every now and then been made out musicalizing on a xylophone in a Cedartown building.
A decapitated gentleman is from time to time observed shining a kerosene lamp next to the shore at Benedicts Pond. One thing's for certain, it sure is a chilling ghost that you would not want to come across on a dark night.
A space alien may every now and then be made out frightening people in Optimist Field around midnight.
An extremely large mountain goat was spotted repositioning orbs about at Casey Lake Dam around midnight.
An extremely large gopher showed up at Esom Slough in the early morning hours tossing pebbles into the flow.
A woman with her head and right arm
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and left leg severed was observed up on the highest spot of Cobb Mountain appearing scary. Other stories of this ghost have been described.
Ludwig van Beethoven materialized in a Cedartown school at night strolling the hallways.
A gigantic newt was spotted in a mirror in a Cedartown house; the ghost was exclusively visible in the mirror.
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soldier's outfit wandering around devoid of a body in it was distinguished in a trailer next to Cedartown. This spirit is incredibly active in this area; there have been numerous additional sightings of this precise spirit. A local resident argues that this spirit gets pleasure from frightening unwise folks who dare to interrupt the silence in Cedartown.
The ghost of a dreadfully scorched woman has frequently been witnessed carving a gap in Desoto State Park right by the park headquarters.
A massive hare is frequently perceived looking for a hat beside a parked Ford in a Cedartown parking lot at the stroke of midnight.
The spirit of a gentleman with numbers carved into his head has supposedly been distinguished on numerous occasions right by Chattahoochee River National Recreation Area searching for a box.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may repeatedly be distinguished eating a carrot after midnight by a mailbox in Cedartown.
The spirit of a seriously mangled huntsman hauling a dead cougar can
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be seen time and again taking a rest at the kitchen counter in a Cedartown trailer smoking a cigar. Nevertheless, this spirit undoubtedly is menacing; one that any wise person would not want to encounter.
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Ghost Sightings From Cedartown
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Ghost Sightings From Cedartown
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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